by Helloween
~ Yes, that band name’s spelled right ~
80s metal on the continent was an outlandish blend of over-the-top theatrics, over-the-top lyrics, and over-the-top production. Basically, it was over-the-top over-the-topness. So yeah, it’s not enough to be named after the “scary” holiday, you gotta swap out the spelling so that it becomes “hell”oween…. Oy.
And, I mean, really, it’s not a bad song, either.